November 10, 2009 by Grover Click

The first phone call using the new “area codes” was made on November 10, 1951. The mayor of Englewood, New Jersey phoned — “directly dialed” — the mayor of Alameda, California. Prior to this phone call, all long-distance phone calls were operator-assisted.
To read more about the facinarting topic of area codes, visit the website of NANPA (North American Numbering Plan Administration).
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November 9, 2009 by Grover Click

I was walking through Vienna’s main cemetery, Zentralfriedhof. Beethoven is buried there.
I heard music. It sounded like Beethoven, except a little different.
I asked a friend, an Austrian, who was with me whether it was Beethoven. He said it was. The Fifth Symphony.
“But it’s being played backwards.,” the friend said. “It’s Beethoven decomposing.”
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November 9, 2009 by E. Vent

Click here to read about this big week for
pea soup connoisseurs [but be warned:
exclamation points are used on the website]
Split Pea Soup around the world: many countries have split pea soup along with interesting names for it. In France it’s “Faubonne.” In Hungary “Sargaboroleves.” In England “London Particular.”
Our favorite comes from the Netherlands. It’s called “Snert” there.

Why “split”? Peas, which are round to begin with, split once they are harvested and dried. When the skin is removed, a natural split in the peas appears. The pea is separated. Split peas cook faster than non-split peas.
Split peas come in green and yellow.

Green Split Peas

Yellow Split Peas
[Go to dullmensclub.com to read more
about ordinary things like this to enjoy]
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November 8, 2009 by Cal Endar

http://www.irish-cream.com/peanutbutter.html

PB&J, a winning combination for a sandwich
Many public figures and celebrities share a devotion to peanut butter. They are members of the Adult Peanut Butter Lovers’ Fan Club: Bill
Clinton, Julia Child, Larry King, Jack Nicholson, Tom Selleck, Kim Basinger, Barbara Walters, Olympian Bonnie Blair, Barbara Bush, Dan Rather, Madonna, Cher, William F. Buckley, Billy Joel, Julia Roberts, Bill Cosby and Michael J. Fox.
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November 8, 2009 by Cal Endar

A day to laugh instread of groan over puns?
World’s greatest triple pun, according to Punsters Unlimited: “Though he’s not very humble, there’s no police like Holmes.
There a Pun of the Day website.
- Sign at the entrance of a rehab center: “Keep off the grass.”
- Did you hear about the guy whose left side had been cut off in a car accident? He’s all right now.
- I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang. Eventually it came back to me.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
What’s your favorite pun? If you have one, please email it to us in Leave a Comment or Leave a Reply below.

George Squashington
Saw this just now on Twitter: “Why don’t baby oysters share their toys?” “They are too shellfish.”
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November 7, 2009 by Cal Endar

Click here to read an article about it (caution: there
are exclamation points in the article)

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November 6, 2009 by Grover Click
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November 5, 2009 by Grover Click

We are producing a new T-shirt, this one
for ladies who appreciate dull men
Here are two alternative layouts:


Which of the three do you prefer? Please let is know, click and reply
with your comments on the Comment or Leave a Reply link below
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November 5, 2009 by Cole Lecter
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November 4, 2009 by Grover Click

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Pomegranates can be fun. Preparing them for eating can be safe excitement. Simply cut them open — into quarter sections or even smaller sections. Hold a section in your hand, seeds up, bend the skin backwards. Watch the seeds pop out.
Tip: to keep the red juice from squirting all over your kitchen — to avoid your kitchen looking like a murder scene — do this under water. Put the sections of the pomegranate in a bowl of warm water. Let them soak for a few minutes. Then do the seed popping underwater. No juice will be flying around your kitchen.

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