November 8: Abet and Aid Punsters Day

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A day to laugh instread of groan over puns?

World’s greatest triple pun, according to Punsters Unlimited: “Though he’s not very humble, there’s no police like Holmes.

There a Pun of the Day website.

  • Sign at the entrance of a rehab center: “Keep off the grass.”
  • Did you hear about the guy whose left side had been cut off in a car accident? He’s all right now.
  • I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang. Eventually it came back to me.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

What’s your favorite pun? If you have one, please email it to us in Leave a Comment or Leave a Reply below.

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George Squashington

Saw this just now on Twitter: “Why don’t baby oysters share their toys?” “They are too shellfish.”

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