Extreme Lawnmower Racing?


Dear DMC

Dull men may find this a disturbing development. 88 mph is surely 87 more than strictly necessary.



Steve Reszetniak


Dear Steve,

Disturbing development indeed. We include Lawnmower Racing in the Racing page of dulmen.com. But we think lawnmowers should be raced at a reasonable pace. Dull men like to be reasonable. Driving a lawnmower 88 mph is not reasonable. It’s extreme. It falls into the same category as Extreme IroningWe don’t like extreme sports — even if it’s Extreme Ironing, extremists ironing on top of mountains, in the middle of rivers, and in the middle of Antarctica.


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