Extreme Lawnmower Racing?

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Dear DMC

Dull men may find this a disturbing development. 88 mph is surely 87 more than strictly necessary.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8700030.stm

Regards

Steve Reszetniak
London

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Dear Steve,

Disturbing development indeed. We include Lawnmower Racing in the Racing page of dulmen.com. But we think lawnmowers should be raced at a reasonable pace. Dull men like to be reasonable. Driving a lawnmower 88 mph is not reasonable. It’s extreme. It falls into the same category as Extreme IroningWe don’t like extreme sports — even if it’s Extreme Ironing, extremists ironing on top of mountains, in the middle of rivers, and in the middle of Antarctica.

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