Archive for the ‘Belt & Braces’ Category

Belt and Braces, by Justin Case

September 14, 2009

Justin Case

Why does a dull man wear both a belt and braces (suspenders in the U.S.)? Because he doesn’t want to get caught with his pants down?

What else does a dull man do to make certain things don’t go wrong? Here’s a list:

Fastens papers with both a paper clip and a stapler

Ties shoes using double knots

Wears garters with elastic-topped stockings

Seals envelops by licking and closing the flap and also Sellotaping them

Double bags groceries

Do have anything to add to this list? If so, send them to us in the comment box below. Thanks

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Justin Case, editor of our Belt-and-Braces page

June 14, 2009

Justin Case