Archive for the ‘Dull Lifestyle’ Category

Al Gore about to lose honorary DMC membership?

June 27, 2010

Rumors are mounting that the real reason behind Al and Tipper’s separation is the lady on the left, Laurie David. Click here to read one of the stories, here for another one, and here for a third one.

There are also the reports — like “Al Gore: big lummox or crazed sex poodle?” in The Washington Post — about the 54-year-old massage therapist in Seattle. “Get off me, you big lummox [exclamation point removed],” Grandma said.

Al Gore was Dull Man of the Year a few in 2000 and was voted in as an Honorary Member of the DMC. We might need to reconsider this once more information emerges.

Al Gore is following in the steps of John Major, former UK PM. John Major too was an Honorary Member of the DMC. When his four-year affair with Edwina Curie came to light, however, he was expelled.

Needs to resign from DMC?

May 6, 2010

Dear DMC,

Fulfilling a 47 year old dream, I recently purchased a 505 HP, 2006 ZO6 Chevrolet Corvette. The Corvette is bright yellow (strike one); can reach speeds of 190+ Mph (strike two); is certainly eye catching and “above the ordinary” (strike three).

Because of this, I feel I have to become an “associate member” to the Dull Men Organization.

I would like the other Dull Men to make the call whether I can remain a “full voting” member or simply an associate. I have always enjoyed my sojurns to the website and hope I can still be allowed to contribute.

Sincerely,

Andy DiPalma
Clifton Park, New York

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Dear Andy,

I found a picture on Google Images of what might be your car. But if not, you can email a more accurate picture to us.

One question I have is whether this is your only car. If you have another car, a dull one, that might help with your continuing membership.

Although it is capable of going 190 miles per hour, will you ever drive it that fast?

Let’s see what other members have to say. I hope you end up continuing as a member as your contributions have been great.

Sincerely,

Grover

There’s nothing wrong with second place

April 23, 2010

It’s the second mouse that gets the cheese