Archive for the ‘Groaners’ Category

Two Fonts Walk into a Bar

July 30, 2010

Dear DMC

I found this joke on the BBC magazine website:


Unfortunately it has three exclamation marks.

A Helvetica and a Verdana walk into a bar. The barman says “Oi! Get out! We don’t want your type in here!” From Keith Chegwin, London


Steve Reszetniak

A Whale of a Groaner

July 27, 2010

As the overweight whale said, “Stop me before I krill more.”



Bill Paxson
Sacramento, California